elizabitchtaylor:

where do i sign up

elizabitchtaylor:

where do i sign up

18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(Source: mylapislazuli)

10knotes:

But shit, it was 99 cents

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

But shit, it was 99 cents

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

catesandoges:

timelordy-teganbreann:

n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

even if it’s a quickie, wrap your sticky

EVERYONE IS ALSLEEP ADN I ALMOST PASsED OUT CUZ I DIDNT WANNA WAKE UM  uP LAugHIng

(Source: videohall)